press start, Carb's up to bat' Audacity sessions charged up to max Callin xan's downfall, callin his cap Cut xannie some slack, sucks that he's wack' Aint even his fault, blame his mammie instead raw-dogged a rat in her bed, birthed a sad little sack of flesh, with four hairs stepped in this track, between the cross hairs crept in the cryptkeepers feverdream of nightmares temblin like seein creepers, can't keep up with the jeepers Not even a little rage, little quip, covered peepers, what's wrong, settle down, you scared? mister never swears, still care bout your care bear- vocabulary, I dare he, squeeze it through your larynx through your teeth, seeth, stick out your tongue and spit nevermind morals, don't agree with it rest on your laurels, welcome acceptance when you're bested, this test of ill shit ascends your ditz shit, you're still a lil kid with a limp wrist. Zounds! Astounding, truly a profound rap pounding xander sees in his dreams, in reality he's just clowning Stringing nouns like friendship bracelets ey junior, face it, skip this shit now, rage quit you've tanked your 15 seconds of fame with your abject hackneyed rap game Ain't exactly great milenko faint tattle telling tango quaint, albeit dry as flame goes I wouldn't wear a raincoat Little fiat, me, camaro slavin over beats sublime came time to spit some rhyme fully unchained, django Wage cut, like where'd the pay go? Demotion bitch, here's the footnote You wasn't ever fit for Carb incorporated, fifth floor Xandeater, call me quasimoto Plan to insult the master in his dojo fine, do your best kiss the angel of death catch some cold sores! So many four haired phonys beginning of the clone wars! Interlude I do not like them, Xan-My-Friend I do not like balls or men I would not suck them gay or straight I would not suck them Filleted or Glazed I do not like balls and men I do not like them, Xan My Friend I do not like them on TV I do not like them in movies I do not like them gay or straight I do not like them Filleted or Glazed I do not like balls or men I do not like them, Xan My Friend Not covered in slime Not covered in grime Not on TV Not In Movies I would not suck them gay or straight I would not suck them Filleted or Glazed I would not suck Balls or Men I would not suck them, Xan My Friend. I would not, could not, with no clothes I'm not homo, just let me go! I do not like them covered in slime I do not like them covered in grime I do not like them on TV I do not like them in Movies I do not like them gay or straight I do not like them Filleted or Glazed I do not like them anyway I do not like them Balls or Men I do not like them, Xan My Friend. Not inside a pool! Not with no clothes! Not covered in drool, Xan! Let me go! I would not could not, on TV I could not would not, in Movies I will not eat them covered in slime I will not eat them covered in grime I will not eat them gay or straight I will not eat them anyway I do not like Balls or Men I do not like them, Xan My Friend. Xander's Verse Along came carb, harsh ol meanie plodding around in an oversized green tee came to extinguish me these flames still singe speedily Clingin to your lame rap game like cancer in your kidney Just banterin' Im kidding Have a sample of my heat trampling your freezin teases' Hydration getting cold feet? hiding, camping out, maybe holding out savin his butt, with conveniancy favorite nasty "class act" In barton's gated community Vote him out? will we see? tune in next episode, on the t.v we'll coax dray'shun away all paid vacation, next train giant step to another place! I'm supremely loved, coltrane you seep a lotta bold claims bout xander and his earned acclaim all due respect, you're 2nd best Checkin tests, b minus, the finest carbo will ever get this bald-o needs a rest messed his guestlist, embarrasing Letting Xan with four hairs tear up his mental welfare man's bearing teeth, frightened, terracing build a wall around himself, floyd did it in the 70s! what a dink!